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| Seagal... not running in this photo. |
"I haven't even seen any of his movies, so how could I be copying him?" said Horner. "This whole thing is ridiculous.
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Friday, June 24, 2011
Girl Accused of Running Like Steven Seagal
DERBYTOWN, INDIANA "I do not!" exclaimed Tiffany Horner of the Wake Forest community in Northern Derbytown, when best friend Rachel Junne said she 'runs like Steven Seagal."
Seagal, the well-known action star from such movies as Above the Law and Exit Wounds said that he did not personally known Horner, but when observing a video of her during a recent track and field event, agreed with Junne. "Yeah, I can see it," said Seagal. "Right there! Look... she does run like me. I'm not saying that she is doing it on purpose, but she's definitely moving her arms the same way I do. Maybe she does a lot of martial arts like I do."
"I haven't even seen any of his movies, so how could I be copying him?" said Horner. "This whole thing is ridiculous.
(c) 2011 FUNooze Satire News
"I haven't even seen any of his movies, so how could I be copying him?" said Horner. "This whole thing is ridiculous.
(c) 2011 FUNooze Satire News
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She'll be fine, as long as she doesn't eat like he does.
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